subic outing itinerary

i'm so excited to go to Subic! here are our plans, as narrated by drummer boy robbie:

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details for the Big Day
After our meeting this lunch, we have come up with a final order of things:

ROSTER:
Semi-final roster of participants: Robbie, Aisha, Justin, Grace, Elcie, Jameela, Sarah, Connie.
Semi pupunta: Kris (kung makatakas), Rina (kung makapagpaalam), Jonah (kung makidnap ni Connie)

TRANSPORTATION:
under the assumption that there will be nine of us going, we have two possible transportation schemes:

Scheme A (The Legal Scheme): Four or five will join Robbie sa kotse. Since his house is closer to Subic than most, those who will join him will have to sleepover on Friday night (except Aisha). They will have to bring their things on Friday night. This contingent will leave at approximately 5:30 in the morning (except Aisha, who will have to leave her house ng mga 5:00), so it can arrive at Subic at around 9 a.m.

The other four or five will have to take the bus. Sarah is now diligently researching on the Victory Liner schedule for the 20th. Robbie will fetch this contingent at the Olongapo bus station.

Scheme B (The Demonic Plan of Kris): Robbie and his band of angelic travellers will not be affected by his fiendish plot. This is really for the bus riders. Kristina will take her victims home to Bulacan. There, she will socially coerce her parents to allow her to go. Once successful, she will emerge victorious with a vehicle, and a diver to boot! This Machiavellian conspiracy may, however, remain to be a sin of the mind if Kristina's parents take pity on her and simply allow her to join us on the demerit of her last trip to Subic. This however, is like banking on the Philippine Stock Market for short term wealth. Therefore, it cannot even be considered a reliable option, but only a hope of whimsy.

PAY OUT:
After three months of rigorous training in forcing money out of other people's pockets, Kristina and Cecilia have grown rather adept at attracting money towards themselves. It is because of this talent that theyhave been chosen to be the collectors of the fund. Each MT will be forcibly requested by these two people to shell out P2700 by tomorrow, May 16, 2006.

For your safety and that of all your loved ones, please exhibit submissive compliance.

N.B.: Depending on whether those who are unsure will actually join us, the price might fluctuate. Pero basta kahit P2700 lang muna bukas. The excess, if any, will be returned at the end of the trip. Kung kulang naman, sa Friday na uli maniningil sila Cecilia.

BATTLE GEAR:
Arm yourselves with the following:
1) the usual stuff for outing- clothes, toilet stuff, extra cash, jacket, swimming gear, medicine, camera, etc.
2) mga pwede gawin at night- poker chips, cards, whatever
3) TOWELS please!

Actually, I still have much to say. But Aishabelle is behind me, pressuring me away from her unique, advanced (for a 1998 model) computer. I shall continue when I can in the future.